WHY ARE THERE NO SONGS ABOUT SLOUGH?
Andrew J. Müller
Why are there no songs about Slough?
It doesn't seem fair somehow
There are no paens
To Milton Keynes
In spite of the concrete cows.
Why are there no tunes about Rhyll
What criteria doesn't it fulfill
No a riff done so far
About poor Leamington Spa
Now wouldn't that ditty just thrill?
Let's have an ode to Grimsby Town
To bring on a smile not a frown
Or maybe a quick rhyme
About Ashton-under-Lyne
To bring everybody around.
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